Beyond Expert Level Human Manipulation Technique
I decided to go away for a while. But before I left, I met with the big gecko that lives behind the refrigerator. We made a deal. He agreed to spy on my humans and inform me when they spoke a few keywords. In exchange for this I agreed not to kill and eat him. We established a secret method of communication.
Two entire days went by and the gecko reported my humans didn't say a word about me. On the third day the gecko informed me the lady thought I had moved out so she washed my chair towels and put them away. At the end of the fourth day the gecko reported the humans had a serious discussion about me. The lady said she failed me by not being more sensitive about my needs with the neighborhood dogs around. The man said if I returned, he would give me an indoor litter box. "Litter box" was the keyword I was waiting for.
During my time away I did scout out other places to live, but nothing compares to my current home. I made my grand reappearance on day five. The lady acted surprised to see me as I meowed from the roof of the Alchemical Lounge. I jumped down and she insisted on carrying me back to the house. I was very hungry and ate a lot of food and then rested on my chair. The next day the man left and came back with my litter box. They set it up in an acceptable place. The lady picked me up and put me on top of the soft litter. I immediately dug a hole and took a whizz. What a relief!
